Title: The Snuggly Duckling Finishing School of Romance
Status: Incomplete Series Fic
Last Updated: October 14, 2012
Series: Disney's Tangled
Genres: Humor, Romance, Buddyfic
Rating: PG/K+/10+ for a little language and mild sexual references
Summary: Who would've thought that the best teachers in the ways of the heart would be hulking, hairy, tattooed, walking armories? Eugene plans to pop the question to Rapunzel on her birthday, that is, if he can survive the pub thugs' assistance.Part I: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netOnce upon a time and long, long ago, in an old storybook that was loved and tattered by many grubby hands looking for just a piece of hope to snatch onto, there lived a rich and dashing swashbuckler who found adventure wherever he turned. This is not his story.Part II: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netThis will be, what, the tenth time I've tried proposing to Rapunzel? My history as a husband-to-be has been somewhat disastrous. I have at least never given her a ring that she's accidentally ingested though, so I suppose there is some hope.Part III: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.net"Rapunzel, hey! Morning, Your Majesty. Hey, tell me, is this not just the
finest piece of horticulture that you've ever seen?"Part IV: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netAs an aside—because there just haven't been enough already—did you know that Maximus can smell fear? He totally can.Part V: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netRepentance, remorse, regret, various other things that start with re-, those are all things that I try not to feel, yet here they are creeping up on me as I await to be acknowledged as the romantic lead in this little story.Part VI: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netLove Battle, Round 1: Table for Two: Cooking with Attila!
"Trust me, that lack of initiative isn't going to get you the girl."Part VII: LiveJournal
| Fanfiction.netLove Battle, Round 2: Elocution and Pillow Talk: Puppet Mastery with Fang!
Speech lessons. Speech lessons from a man hiding behind the guise of a pancake reptile. Great. Why not?
x-posted to lovetangle
, and magical_hair